To Pun is Human!

 

 

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

  

What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway)

  

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

  

A backwards poet writes inverse.

  

She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.

  

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

  

If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

  

With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

  

Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

  

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

  

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

  

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

  

You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

  

In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

 

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