An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were
amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls
that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked,
"What is this Father?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded,
"Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't
know what it is." While the boy and his father were watching with
amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and
pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a
small room. The walls closed and the boy
and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up
sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last
number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the
walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.
The father said quietly to his
son....................... "Go get
your mother."
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