Politically Correct Terms for Teens

 

 

No one fails a class anymore, he's merely "passing impaired."

Your locker isn't overflowing with junk, it's just "closure prohibitive."

Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive."

These days, a student isn't lazy. He's "energetically declined."

Your homework isn't missing, its just having an "out-of-notebook experience."

You're not sleeping in class, you're "rationing consciousness."

You're not having a bad hair day, you're suffering from "rebellious follicle syndrome."

You're not late, you just have a "rescheduled arrival time."

You're not being sent to the principals office. You're "going on a mandatory field trip to the administrative building."

You weren't passing notes in class. You were "participating in the discreet exchange of penned meditations."

You don't have smelly gym socks, you have "odour-retentive athletic footwear."

It's not called gossip anymore. It's "the speedy transmission of near-factual information."

The food at the school cafeteria isn't awful. It's "digestively challenged."

 

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