Ain't Gonna Rain No More

Chorus:
Oh, it ain't gonna rain no more, no more
It ain't gonna rain no more
How in heck can I wash my neck
if it ain't gonna rain no more
 
[Verses:]
A bum sat by the sewer
And by the sewer he died
And at the coroners inquist
They call it sewer side
 
[Chorus]
 
A peanut sat on the railroad track
It's heart was all a-flutter
Along came the 4:15
Toot toot, peanut butter
 
[Chorus]
 
My father is a butcher
My mother is a cook
And I'm the little hot-dog
That runs around the brook
 
[Chorus]
 
My father built a chimney
He built it up so high
He had to take it down each night
To let the moon go by

[Chorus]

My daddy is a doctor,
My mommy is a nurse,
And I'm the little needle
That gets you where it hurts...

[Chorus]

Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead
And now she takes it to school
Between two slices of bread....
 
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