The Next Survivor

 

The Next Survivor will have the following rules:

 

·        Six married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car and 4 kids each, for 6 weeks.

 

·        Each kid plays two sports and takes either music or dance classes.

 

·        There is no access to fast food.

 

·        Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.

 

·        The men only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done. There's only one TV between them and there is NO REMOTE

 

·        The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, which they must apply themselves, either while driving or while making four lunches.

 

·        They must attend weekly PTA meetings; clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m.; make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker; and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.

 

·        The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.

 

·        The last man wins .......only if he has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.

 

·        If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over again for the next 18-25 years ..eventually earning the right to be called "Mother."

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