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Top Reasons to live in British Columbia
You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
The local hero is a pot-smoking snowboarder.
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The Premier is a fat, wife-beating alcoholic with a grade 4
education
You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
You can attempt to murder your rich oil tycoon husband and get away
with it.
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You never run out of wheat .
Cruise control takes on a whole new meaning.
Your province is really easy to draw.
It takes you two weeks to walk to your neighbour's
house.
You never have to worry about roll-back if you have a standard.
You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
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You wake up one morning to find you suddenly have beachfront
property
Amusing town names like "Flin Flon" and "
All your local bands make it big and move to
The only province to violently rebel against the federal government
Hundred of huge, horribly frigid lakes
Nothing compares to a wicked
You don't need a car, just take the canoe
to work
You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood
Because of your license plate, you are still "friendly"
even when you cut someone off
Pass the time watching trucks and barns float by
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You live in the centre of the universe.
You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
There's no such thing as an Ontario Separatist .
Your grandparents sold booze to the States during Prohibition.
Lots of tourists come to
MuchMusic's Speaker's Corner - rant and rave on nation TV for a dollar.
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The only province to ever kidnap federal politicians.
You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in
Your hockey team is made up entirely of dirty French guys.
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You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
When listing the provinces, everyone forgets to mention yours.
The economy is based on fish, cows, and ferrying
No one ever blames anything on
You have French people, but they don't want to kill you.
Everybody has a Grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
Just as charming as
You probably live in a small seaside cottage with no television.
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The only place in
Everyone is a fiddle player.
If someone asks if you're a Newfie, you
are allowed to kick their heads in.
You are the reason Anne Murray makes money.
You can pretend you have Scottish heritage as an excuse to wear a
kilt.
The economy is based on fish, lobster, and fiddle music .
Even though it smells like dead sea
animals,
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Even though more people live on
You can walk across the province in half an hour.
You were probably once an extra on "Road to Avonlea".
This is where all those tiny red potatoes come from.
The economy is based on fish, potatoes, and CBC TV shows.
Tourists arrive, see the "Anne of Green Gables" house,
then promptly leave.
You can drive across the province in two minutes.
It doesn't matter to you if
You don't share a border with the Americans, or with anyone for
that matter.
You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at
night.
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If
In the rare case when someone moves to the Rock, you can make them
kiss a dead cod.
The economy is based on fish, seafood, and fish-related products.
If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
You understand the meaning of
The work day is about two hours long.
It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders on your wedding day.