Polish Divorce

 

A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well. Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him-" very quick."

 

The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions:

 

LAWYER: Have you any grounds?

POLE: JA, JA, an acre and half and a nice little home with 3 bedrooms.

 

LAWYER "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

Pole:  "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," he responded.

 

LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"

POLE:   "No," he replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."

 

LAWYER "I mean, What are your relations like?"

POLE:  "All my relations are in Poland."

 

LAWYER: "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

POLE:  "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set &DVD player with 6.1 sound. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."

 

LAWYER: No, I mean, does your wife beat you up?

POLE: NO, I'm always up before her.

 

LAWYER: Is your wife a nagger?

POLE: NO, she white.

 

LAWYER: WHY do you want this divorce?

POLE: SHE going to kill me.

 

LAWYER: What makes you think that?

POLE: I got proof.

 

LAWYER: What kind of proof?

POLE: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the drug store and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read - it says, "Polish Remover"

 

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