Mood Ring

 

 

Dear Abby,

 

My husband is not happy with my mood swings. The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When  I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

 

Sincerely,

Bitchy in Boston

 

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