This morning on Highway 400 I looked over to my left and there was
a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 110 kph with her face up next
to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple
of seconds, and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still
working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I
dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other
hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using
my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear,
which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and
the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an
important call.......
Damn women drivers!
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