Kids on the Bible

 

The following answers were given when kids were asked about what the bible meant to them:

 

·        The Egyptians were all drowned in the desert. Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the 10 amendments.

·        The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

·        The seventh commandment is, 'thou shalt not admit adultery'.

·        Moses died before he ever reaches Canada. Afterwards, Joshua led the battle of Geritol.

·        When Mary heard that she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.

·        Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.

·        St. John the blacksmith dumped water on his head.

·        Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony.

·        St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is another term for marriage.

 

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