Four Fords

 

 

Actual Courtroom Transcript:

 

Lawyer: Could you briefly describe the type of construction equipment used in your business?

 

Witness: Four tractors.

 

Lawyer: What kind of tractors are they?

 

Witness: Fords.

 

Lawyer: You didn't say "four," you just said "Ford"?

 

Witness: Yes, Ford. That is what you asked me, what kind of tractors.

 

Lawyer: Are there four Ford tractors? Is that what there is?

 

Witness: No, no. You asked me what kind of tractor it was and I said Ford tractors.

 

Lawyer: How many tractors are there?

 

Witness: Four.

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