Hillary Clinton in Heaven

 

Hillary Clinton died and went to Heaven. As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, She saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

 

She asked, " What are all those clocks?"

 

St. Peter answered, " Those are Lie-Clocks, everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

 

" Oh," said Hillary, " who's clock is that? "

 

" That's Mother Theresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a

lie. "

" Whose clock is that? "

 

 " That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his

entire life.

 

" Where's Bill's clock? " Hillary asked.

 

" Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan. "

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