A New Pet

 

A single guy decides life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, which came in a little white box .

 

He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.

 

So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?"

 

But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"

 

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?

 

A little voice came out of the box:..

 

"I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes."

 

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